I hated bombay.... & i still do
Few months back there was this plebiscite of mumbai ( aah ! i still prefer to call it bombay) was polled as one of the rude city. So many article , so many views and so many talks.
When there is whole disputatious of No...there is whole loath for Yes. I have been in bombay for more than a year now, so when this "rude" radialo came in , i was like ahh ! no bombay is not so rude.
Though this city is been like a nightmare...teaching me the privation in life. I hated it & i still do.
I went to ICICI bank , nariman point.Why? a whole expository tale.. let me short it ... I did a online smart money order of Rs.300 . Its been almost 1.5 months the receipt is not reached.. f*** man i did online jst to save time. But then what... after calling the icici callcenter almost 50 times, pushing my debit card no: and pin...almost 5 times whenever i made the call, speaking to the so called "Executives" , there english was so egregious..i felt like... kicking there **** . Sometimes i feel , they jst grab these freshers ..paying them in lumpsum...with no maturity ..what the hell are they doing this scourge to society. .. N e ways thats none of my buisness.
After been beset & tourtured, final reply was "you need to visit the base branch , sorry we dont have a information". Bloody hell , then what are they sitting there for , F*** our happiness.
I reached ICICI Nariman Point office (note Nariman Point, big shot... &@##$*@#*$@#*$) ...all way long from thane. ( Nariman point and thane are like north-south of bombay). I spent almost 180 bucks jst reaching there ....delfect jst for 300 "online smart money order".................eeeeeeee...
Aah !!! and what should i say the staff there.... big short..sitting beside the sea.... big people.... bloody hell ******
i explained my "torture" to this so called "Officer" there. But i guess he was hardly anxious to listen to my problem, putting all his eye assign on this "sexy" page3 kinda lady..with high heel, sleeveless top...and her underwear peeping out of her so called low waist jeans ( duh ! man ..where the hell are there mothers dying)...
The "officer" .... blared and said "sit here , i will check out what's the matter".... and he rushed to this domsel...that underwear one.... cajoling.." hello madam .. ( with a ellated smile) ..tell me whats the issue, please be seated. I will send water for you".....
I was sieged to either bang my head or his (The "Officer") ....
- control ur anger monica ..control....... but how can i ... i m monica afterall...
Enough of badgering.... i cud not tolerate more... i went to that "officer" and said " **** ****** ****** **** " & I left..
I was so hullucinatory... I wanted to mitgate..my anger... so this was this cafe on marine drive i went in..
"One Grill sandwich and lime juice"..
"grill sandwich nahi hai..."
"ook...plain sandwich chalega"
"time lagega"
"kitna"
"aadha ghanta"..
(Blooddy f*** as** )...
" aare bhai kuch bhi le aao.... bread better hi le aao"
...... Watching of my opulent "lunch" and the sea... my mind was calculating the bill ...
15 mins...... the aversion server..."throwed" the order on table..... the lime juice had a stale cucumber piece in it..
i called him and said "yeh kya hai "
" kya nakra kar rahi ho madam, khana hai toh kho"
I was astonished...... wht the hell are they thinking we are from?/ ******
Jst because i was not looking like a south bombaikar..not with the flessy underwear peeking cloths.. ..but was in my palliate salwar kurta.....jst because i did not have this salvaged hair stlye..but the simple pony tail...jst because i was there alone and not as someone's muse..
Disgusting.... i thought of throughing tantrums...but forget it man..u are not even worth of wasting my time... F*** it...i left the place... and returned ...
Total money spend : 398
for : Rs 300 "Smart money order"
Lesson learnt: Never go to the place where u dont belong to. And if you make sure to kick there *** out.
Fact :.. " Its not the simple ordinary people of bombay who are rude ...but its the rich, cultured and so called high society which is rude"
I have this small handstole wala ..who serves pani puri and bhel puri..with more affectiion, care and hospitalily...and this **** ***** marine drive "cafe"...
PS : I m very sorry for using so offensive language... this is my first blog ..with such anger....
but i jst cud not help myself. :-)
I capped the bottle. I became conscious. I was aware. It was time
Its sunday noon..i m in my office.... jst need to kill time , until my script eulogy the output......
Now this is been quite a trite stuff...but still let me write something harping.
Smoking is a custom loathsome to the eyes, hateful to the nose,
harmful to the brain , dangerous to the lungs.
Nope i did not say this...King James I did. :-)
The newspaper keep reporting new studies that link smoking and disease. Duh ! its not news that smoking is bad news. England's King James figured that one out four centuries ago !
Why start smoking ? Its unhealthy, addictive, smelly, expensive and in many places against the law. And while a few people may think you're cool if you light up, a lot of others - girls and guys - will think less of you. Cigarettes can make many would-be friendship and romances go up in smoke.
What do you do if someone offers you a puff at the bus stop or in the girl's room? Dont offer an anit - tobacco lecture . No No No . Just decline. If you want , you can say that you don't like the taste or that smoking gives you a heache or that you're allergic. The point is not to start smoking. Its makes clothes smell, your teeth yellow and your lungs black and you breath gross. Its can cause diseases that can kil you. It costs thousands of rupees a year. And its a very hard habit to break....
Smoking ? So not worth it.
I capped the bottle. I became conscious.
I was aware. It was time
No i did nt say that..either. Was Al Pacino.
Life is Fine ! Life is Fine
I went down to the river,
I set down on the bank.
I tried to think but couldn't,
So I jumped in and sank.
I came up once and hollered!
I came up twice and cried!
If that water hadn't a-been so cold
I might've sunk and died.
But it was Cold in that water! It was cold!
I took the elevator
Sixteen floors above the ground.
I thought about my baby
And thought I would jump down.
I stood there and I hollered!
I stood there and I cried!
If it hadn't a-been so high
I might've jumped and died.
But it was High up there! It was high!
So since I'm still here livin',
I guess I will live on.
I could've died for love--But for livin' I was born
Though you may hear me holler,
And you may see me cry--I'll be dogged, sweet baby,
If you gonna see me die.
Life is fine! Fine as wine! Life is fine!
Mail : First Day in Iqara..... to Amar,Silvi & Nirav
hi friends,
So today was the first day at iqara broadband-surat...
it was an unimaginable experience,,,,,,,,,,,i could not say how i spend last night
when my brother told " Mukund ( my boss) is very strict...woh to teri kal vat hi laga dega..
ek program module de dega ...aur kahe ga "sham tak ho gana chahiye...varna""
u can't imagine what was my condition......i could not sleep whole night with tension..
and in the moring bhaiya said ''I was just joking".......
but even then.......
i got up early in the moring , since it was raining....i took my "chhata"(umbrella) and went to iqara (its a 2min walk from my house)
All butterfly flying in my stomach, my nerves freezed.
i reached the office on time....but the person in HR whome i was supposed to contact
was on leave...so no offical formalities was done today...it will be completed tommorrow.
Mukund Sir greeted me very well...he took me to the IT dept...introduce me to the stafff.
Also to my sitting place.....He is very smart and strict man.....(mari to phat che)
I was introduce to all the fellows in my knock ( this is what they call the sitting space cabin). They are all young people hardly anybody above 25.
All r very funloving....(bahu masti kare che).
They made me relax so well, always music playing in the knock.
We are 8 people in one knock......
They are all so good ....nitin, mittal , purab,rajnish, aftab, rajesh,....
The moring time spend just chit chating..with all.....
They will be explaining me the project tommorrow..and will be giving the project that i will be working on. So it was a free day...
Every PC here is has that high speed iqara net connection ( surfing na to jalsa che)
Some guys in our knock to messenger per j hoye che....
Its a cool place to work on..
i dont know what will happen tommorrow.....but today was good day ...since it was a no work day. Hey we get tea free ...( to mara to jalsa )
I m writing this letter from my office only......its 6.00 in even....
hey u can even contact my at my office the no: is
(0261) 2681000-1207, 1206
my office timing will be 9.00 to .....jab tak dil chahe...
hey friends just pray .....my days ahead go welll....alll i need is ur wishes....
mara boss "mukund" .......marne to bhau bik laga che
mail karjo.....
bye.....
jai shree krishna
Monica (naam to suna hoga)
