Me Myself & Monica

I hated bombay.... & i still do

Few months back there was this plebiscite of mumbai ( aah ! i still prefer to call it bombay) was polled as one of the rude city. So many article , so many views and so many talks.

When there is whole disputatious of No...there is whole loath for Yes. I have been in bombay for more than a year now, so when this "rude" radialo came in , i was like ahh ! no bombay is not so rude.

Though this city is been like a nightmare...teaching me the privation in life. I hated it & i still do.

I went to ICICI bank , nariman point.Why? a whole expository tale.. let me short it ... I did a online smart money order of Rs.300 . Its been almost 1.5 months the receipt is not reached.. f*** man i did online jst to save time. But then what... after calling the icici callcenter almost 50 times, pushing my debit card no: and pin...almost 5 times whenever i made the call, speaking to the so called "Executives" , there english was so egregious..i felt like... kicking there **** . Sometimes i feel , they jst grab these freshers ..paying them in lumpsum...with no maturity ..what the hell are they doing this scourge to society. .. N e ways thats none of my buisness.
After been beset & tourtured, final reply was "you need to visit the base branch , sorry we dont have a information". Bloody hell , then what are they sitting there for , F*** our happiness.

I reached ICICI Nariman Point office (note Nariman Point, big shot... &@##$*@#*$@#*$) ...all way long from thane. ( Nariman point and thane are like north-south of bombay). I spent almost 180 bucks jst reaching there ....delfect jst for 300 "online smart money order".................eeeeeeee...

Aah !!! and what should i say the staff there.... big short..sitting beside the sea.... big people.... bloody hell ******

i explained my "torture" to this so called "Officer" there. But i guess he was hardly anxious to listen to my problem, putting all his eye assign on this "sexy" page3 kinda lady..with high heel, sleeveless top...and her underwear peeping out of her so called low waist jeans ( duh ! man ..where the hell are there mothers dying)...

The "officer" .... blared and said "sit here , i will check out what's the matter".... and he rushed to this domsel...that underwear one.... cajoling.." hello madam .. ( with a ellated smile) ..tell me whats the issue, please be seated. I will send water for you".....

I was sieged to either bang my head or his (The "Officer") ....

- control ur anger monica ..control....... but how can i ... i m monica afterall...

Enough of badgering.... i cud not tolerate more... i went to that "officer" and said " **** ****** ****** **** " & I left..

I was so hullucinatory... I wanted to mitgate..my anger... so this was this cafe on marine drive i went in..

"One Grill sandwich and lime juice"..

"grill sandwich nahi hai..."

"ook...plain sandwich chalega"

"time lagega"

"kitna"

"aadha ghanta"..

(Blooddy f*** as** )...

" aare bhai kuch bhi le aao.... bread better hi le aao"

...... Watching of my opulent "lunch" and the sea... my mind was calculating the bill ...

15 mins...... the aversion server..."throwed" the order on table..... the lime juice had a stale cucumber piece in it..

i called him and said "yeh kya hai "

" kya nakra kar rahi ho madam, khana hai toh kho"

I was astonished...... wht the hell are they thinking we are from?/ ******

Jst because i was not looking like a south bombaikar..not with the flessy underwear peeking cloths.. ..but was in my palliate salwar kurta.....jst because i did not have this salvaged hair stlye..but the simple pony tail...jst because i was there alone and not as someone's muse..

Disgusting.... i thought of throughing tantrums...but forget it man..u are not even worth of wasting my time... F*** it...i left the place... and returned ...

Total money spend : 398
for : Rs 300 "Smart money order"

Lesson learnt: Never go to the place where u dont belong to. And if you make sure to kick there *** out.

Fact :.. " Its not the simple ordinary people of bombay who are rude ...but its the rich, cultured and so called high society which is rude"

I have this small handstole wala ..who serves pani puri and bhel puri..with more affectiion, care and hospitalily...and this **** ***** marine drive "cafe"...


PS : I m very sorry for using so offensive language... this is my first blog ..with such anger....
but i jst cud not help myself. :-)

posted by Monica @ 2:14 AM